[00:00.00] 作词 : 梯雲縱[00:00.00] 作曲 : 梯雲縱[00:00.00](採樣:京韻大鼓《長阪坡》選段 - 駱玉笙 )[00:39.23]酒食慾望搭配big bowl[00:44.74]身體被滿足要say wow[00:50.98]在這裡想跳舞有JAR[00:57.01]跟他們說歡樂在wuer(陝西話「那裡」)[01:00.21]打個盹兒,逗個悶兒,太陽下迷瞪一小會兒,[01:06.41]吃碗茶,解個乏兒,公園溜達聽個小曲兒,[01:11.76]來撒個歡兒,don’t care what U say,[01:13.47]就耍個單兒,don’t care what U say,[01:16.48]想做個怪,don’t care what U say,[01:19.50]just do it I don’t care what U say,[01:24.34](念白摘自電影《非誠勿擾》)[01:28.41]D:北京跟杭州你更喜歡哪裡啊?[01:31.54]T:當然是杭州,但我也挺喜歡北京人説話的,這是怎麼回兒事兒![01:38.22]回不加兒音,事加兒音,怎麼回事兒![01:43.41]T:怎麼回事兒?[01:45.24]D:對嘍[01:48.12]南腔北調有音樂,[01:54.28]雖然不懂你講乜嘢,[02:00.46]暑寒南北唇齒味,慢慢浮顯,慢慢浮顯,[02:06.60]腔調適巧,文理俱愜,[02:50.96]酒食慾望搭配big bowl[02:56.74]身體被滿足要say wow[03:02.91]在這裡想跳舞有JAR[03:08.78]跟他們說歡樂在wuer(陝西話「那裡」)[03:15.22]酒食慾望搭配big bowl[03:20.91]身體被滿足要say wow[03:26.98]在這裡想跳舞有JAR[03:32.98]跟他們說歡樂在wuer(陝西話「那裡」)[03:37.40](採樣:俞調評彈《白蛇傳 斷橋》選段 - 張建珍)